Dwuggie Land

Last post

It’s been more than a year since I started this blog and now it’s time to move on to new heights. New adventures. New worlds to conquer.

I will start a new blog and hopefully, when I leave it with the rest of the best (or the recesses, God forbid) of the Internet, it will be as memorable for me as this Tumblr account is.

Yes, this will be my last post. This will be my last shot at flooding your dashboards. This will be the last.

…But definitely not the end. And even if this might be the end, the end will always be the beginning of something.

Farewell! :)

Tat. Fuck

I fucking want to fucking get a fucking tat.

Fuck.

The dick-less words

You set your silly eyes upon

the glass of dreams

with ripples of past, future, and visions of today

Somewhere there’s your

living, breathing, unflinching dream

or do they call it fantasy? madness? fate?

From where I stand, it’s called uncertainty

The realm of the coward, the lazy, and the yuppies

setting sail for a future that may never be

eyeing on tomorrow with a glint of reverie

With the maybe’s, the no’s, and the aha’s

The yes, the ok, the passing nods

But the commas, phrase, rhymeless raps

The liquor, fuel of the tongue

all lead to Donnie Darko’s famous lines:

“It’s illogical. What’s the point of living,

If you don’t have a dick?”

clientsfromhell:

Client: Why isn’t this site working?! We have a meeting in a few hours and we can’t send them a broken site! Is it the network or do we need to buy a security certificate like it says in the error? Is this something IT needs to take care of or is this your department? Is it because of our firewall or is the site just down? I tried in IE and
Firefox.

Me: You added a period at the end of the URL. Remove it and it should work.

Client: Oh. You should let me know when punctuation doesn’t apply.